Monday, August 16, 2010

Half Remembered Dream


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Oh ..Its a coffee shop. Is it a coffee shop ? Yeah seems so.But they are selling ice creams here..Nah..Its an Ice cream parlor.No , wait a min .Its a coffee shop. Its called downtown cafe .Phuk,,my mind is not stable...Hmm , might be..I haven't slept since last 30 hours.


So whats sen doing here ? "chhotu , ek cup chai lana.malai maar ke".No I shouldn't insult him.The BMW arrives. Now how can somebody afford a BMW ?


Ok I must move to my table.She is waiting for me. She ..who ? The waitress..No.Let me remember..the phrase was "Damsel in distress".So is she expecting a free coffee ? I put my hands in my pocket..only sands.I guess that BMW is mine.


"You have changed a lot.Look at yourself , u look fat".
"so ?".
"I don't need you anymore.I hate fat people" .
"Wait..don't leave me.I love you. I have money".
"Die with your money , I am leaving".

She vanished.There is smoke.


The CEO of my company is arrested on fraud charges. So says the news paper.What else is on the table ? The menu card , salt and pepper. Who takes salt in coffee ?? Damn , everything is so expensive. I like Tetly. I can listen the pressure cooker whistle. But why are they preparing coffee in a pressure cooker..These people are insane.


I think this coffee shop is in Borneo.There is so much greenery all around. But I must not go out of the shop.There are cannibals waiting outside.Gross. I am vegetarian.


I am jobless now.I have to hatch a plan to rescue my CEO from the high security facility in Nevada deserts .Wait..let him die there. I don't care for him.He is an asshole anyways. But I need money.I have nothing but sands in my pocket.I am at the beach.


It is Bali. Julia Roberts is here. She is back from India after praying.She needs love. She has a lovely smile. Dido has a lovely smile too. But the waitress is more beautiful.She has a sharp nose. And she is tiny too . She talks a lot and she knows yoga . She likes monkeys. But there are none in Bali.


There is blood on the table. Seems somebody died. He was sniped. Dragunov SVU-A. Bull's head.I have a gun in my hand.Its a M1 Garand.I am head of a Panzer division. I have to destroy that bridge on river..which river ? Damn , whats happening to my memory ?


I hate violence.Only Bhushan likes it.I hate closed rooms and coffee without sugar. I can prepare excellent tea.I am owner of a tea garden in Darjeeling.Then what I am doing at a coffee shop ? Am I here to buy it. No , I think I came here to meet my girl.


slap !!!! "Panda ..uthe"

Who the fuck ? That didn't pain much though. My ear is still buzzing .Some M'fucker slapped me.


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"Panda..Wake up bugger..Its already midnight. Go have your dinner."

Ummm..I opened my eyes. I am on my bed.Alive. I should dream a little more . No , I should get up and have some coffee.