Panda, Danda, Sen, Nike, Prabhu
Danda:(Looking at Sen's plate)Man , you are not going to waste food today ?
Panda: Its already a waste when he is eating it .
Nike: (Makes a shit face)The food is again horrible.The oil in the curry looks like the oil fields in Iraq..
Sen: Yes, actually I am thinking how the galz will eat this food.
Prabhu:Dont behave like kids.Respect your food.
Panda:Man you saw mayawati's rally ? wat a waste of public money man..
Danda:Behenji ne sab ki ma behen kardi..sale 200 crore..abe apni company ka turnover bhi utna nahin hoga..
Prabhu:Guyz..I condemn the way Mayawati spent 200 crores mindlessly .It could have been used for a lot of good work.Schools , hospitals..These politicians..I am seriously worried about India's future ..and ..again.. #$%%^&$#$
Sen Interrupts ::
Sen: hey guyz, look ..a new chick that side..she looks good man..
All heads turn..
Panda: you mf, thats an aunty..For God's sake..spare the aunties man
Sen: is it..ok.I din't knw..these days you cant guess a female's age
Nike: (Makes a zombie face) Guyz you know I fixed all cisco reported bugs
Danda: Abe I am yet to start on them. Btw prabhuji is going to treat us in Taj.
Prabhu: (Suddenly stopped eating )And when was that decided ? When did i say so..
Panda: hey..leave it..Its decided now..prabhu will treat us in sheraton..I think he is ok with it
Prabhu:What the heck..You guyz are impossible
Sen:Hey there will be a lot of chicks there..yes yes..we want in sheraton..(Looks around for response)
Nobody responds..again all 5 eating quietly for next 5 mins..
(Suddenly)
Danda:hey sen..chhota ba*** ..its we who need galz..you already have 2 gfs in hitech city
Sen:If you guyz are talking abt S and R , then mind you..They are just frens..nothing else
Nike: yes..they don't deserve to be galz..they can only be frens
Panda: Sen ko sab chalta hai..bf ..gf..everything :)..(grins)
Prabhu: Stop these things..you guyz have anything else to discuss..
Danda: Hey there is one joke i just remembered..its a hilarious one..Once a guy was there..then..
Panda:(Trying to distract him)danda, what time is the faluknama express ?
Danda: main kya railway enquiry hun ? fuck man..i forgot the joke.. (Everyone laughs)
Panda: (After some deep thinking) I am thinking of leaving early today..
Danda: abe tu aya kab be ? sale 12 baje to aaya..aur jaldi bhi jana hai..office tere sasur ka hai kya..
Sen: I wish the MD had a girl of my age..He couldn't hav found a more suitable guy than me.
Nike: he got a new merc yesterday man..I heard its 51 L..extravagent life
(All 5 made big shit faces listening to this)
Panda: yes man..and we are still in Autos and buses..Prabhuji..buy a car man
Prabhu:No need..public transport is the best medium ..it saves fuel and creates less pollution
panda: ooh god..hey bhagwan..ya allah..jesus..OK agreed..
Silence for next 2 minutes..
Sen: Guyz..I think we guyz are getting old..and still none of has a valid gf till now..we are a shame to software community yaar
Panda: yes man..I also think the same..Danda promised to introduce us to some of his beautiful frens..but he never did..disgusting..really
Danda:(Makes the shittiest face) Do I look like a pimp to you ?
Nike: Accha prabhu..U never told us about NB ? She is ur gal right ?..(Hints at Panda to give cover fire )
Panda:yes man..even we want to know..u never speak about her..where is she..how is she..etc etc..
Prabhu: Get your facts right ..Guyz don't create imaginary figures and associate me with them..I am saying..I dont know any such girl..
Nike:Abe prabhu to sharma gaye be..panda you say..how must be NB looking like ?
Panda:(Closed his eyes..thinking deeply..)Taking my vast experience and prabhuji's taste in to account . I think she must be a true blue bong..with a pair of thick spects .communist supporter..jhola bag..and she must be doing MA in english from calcutta university
Sen:bong chicks man..awesome..all sens..ria ,raima,nandana..super hot..I am proud to be a sen..
Danda: you are a fake bong u mf..1971 ke war time me Bangladesh se migrate karke aa gaya tha ye..
Sen: and you proxy gulti..chiranjeevi ki aulaad..chapu chapu..sale..
Prabhu: Guyz stop talking regionalism here..we are all indians first ..and we shouldn't indulge ourselves in petty things like..
Panda interrupts..
Panda:I am feeling sleepy now..They should allow 2 hours sleep break after lunch..
Nike:How many hours a day you sleep man ?
Sen: Your wife will be very unhappy and unsatisfied..
Danda:Abe tu apni biwi ke bare me soch..btw chhotu..Dont worry..We will be all there to help you :) (440 volts demonic smile on his niga' face)
Prabhu:You guyz started again..No personal attacks please.. Guyz I think we are done with our lunch..we should get up now..
Sen: wait for me..i am yet to finish..
Panda: fuck off you ba*** ..nobody is going to wait for you..anyways you are going to throw half of your plate again as usual..you know in Ethiopia..they would have hanged u daily for wasting food..
Danda:usko bol ke kuch fayeda nahin hai..btw..its a friday..wat plans tonight guyz ?
Nike:(gives one of his rare smiles) Panda..romanov or smirnoff ?? Hey lets have antiquity today.
panda:yes man ..sure man..Prabhu..u game for the party ?
Prabhu: Why the hell you ask when you know that I will say NO..btw wat are we waiting for ? Sen's lunch is over..lets go..
all: Hmmm..
At the washers:
Sen: (In a low voice) Abe panda,,jo bhi bol..wo aunty maal hai be..
Panda: Even I think the same man..but who will risk talking about her in front of Prabhu ?..again Prabhu bani sunna padta..
sen: he he..true true..
And the lunch is over.
20 comments:
Man AFAIR I never commented abt the oil in r food n oil fields in Iraq.
Some parts are added just like that nikes..chill :)
Panda i think u forgot some of ur fav one liners ..the ones like MML this MML that....MML as in M*** **in Le.... i wil chip in as i keep remembering things......
Sen ur image has been totally tarnished. I think the only that famous video made on Panda's b'day can help u in redeeming some pride. Thats ur only achievement till date and may remain for the next few years.
:-D :-D :-D
@Nike...I dont think u should be mind the "greasy" comments made here by Ponds considering the fact that all he does is bakwaas...I dont think there are two opinions about this fact here...
@Sen..we are waiting for ur next backlash on Ponds
@Danda : The thing is you know Panda does bakwaas, Sen knows Panda does bakwaas, but others dont ..... :-) :-)
Guyz..isko kya twitter samajh liya ?? and y this niga' is "trying to justify" himself ?
panda wat happened to that girl, who came to meet you to some coffee shop, braving rain, traffic bla bla...while u forgot and were sleeping at home !!!
y dont u write a blog abt that...that would be interesting to say the least...that would provide a window to that bechaari to vent out her hurt feelings...(just imagine a emoticon with an empathizing expression here)...
@Panda : danda is actually confused .. nothing new .. ignore him .
@Sen : Plz dont divert from present topic .. here we r talking of something n dont know wat came into ur mind n u started talking of coffee shop .. toki chada au kichi lekhiba janicha ?
Nike is playing good-cop bad-cop routine here with Ponds...so Sen..nothing to mind about that..
@neeraj- i am just giving ideas to Panda to construct his next blog !! think na some title like "Costly Dreams"....
panda some more titles for ur next blog...."Cometh Dream Goeth Girl"..."The world goes by While i Sleep"...
@All : Men danda is again confused. Am playing good cop bad cop routine with sen not panda.
Btw, Prabhu is silent as usual ... meditating i guess .....
panda so wat happened today at lunch...u were discussing about some courier business u are starting....can we join too...... ??
@Sen... u r talking abt the Sarees right??
@Ponds...abe u were saying that some one is mighty impressed by the rangeen mijaz of Sen.....post some details man...
Dont forget .. two chicks are quite inquisitive abt Prabhu
panda ,let us all know what all have u discussed today at lunch !!!
y dnt u start writing a novel...it wud nt b less den any of Chetan Bhagat's Or Durjoy Datta's kind of stuff ;)
Lol..
@Sen, Release the Part-II man...
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