A pair of broken spects , Four half slept guys in office , A bedazzled sardar & A very frightened cat (MISRIP)

Now try to connect them :D !!! strange..it all happened last night only . MISRIP stands for "May its soul rest in peace "

Time: 4 AM in the morning.
I was sailing happily in my dreams with keira knightley. Nike must be dreaming about the vlan kernel module & danda ofcourse about a platter of pure south indian thali. ( About Sen , i am unsure. Even God doesn't know what runs in his mind). All were happy happy in their dreams.

Suddenly...i felt like keira was screaming..no..no..its a male voice..& keira disappeared . I could hear someone screaming in the other room. Was too lazy to open my eyes. The scream got louder and lo!!..finally when i opened my eyes with great difficulty , with my blurry vision i could see someone coming running towards me. Even i got frightened. Is this the ghost i saw in the last movie ? I don't even remember hanuman chalisa. GOD save me .and i got up in fear.

Trying to gain my conscious, i saw it was danda who was screaming at something and pushing sen out of bed. And the guy who came running was nike who is now standing on the sofa. I could see him jumping over it . It seemed like he din't knw wat was happening & was just afraid of danda's "cannibal holocaust" screams. And then i discovered my seconday vision ( my pair of spects which i left on the sofa before going to bed) has already been crushed nicely under his feet.

In side the other room , it seemed like danda calmed down slowly and sen's life was saved. We all rushed in to find out what has happened actually.

And to the greatest discovery ..it was all due to an unruly cat. It got inside through the open window and CATapulted a CATastrophe in our small house. While going back after stealing its food from the house , the stupid cat thought of having some fun with sen and danda & went inside the bed room. It went over the CATaphobic danda and jolted him . ( poor cat..little did it knew that it has to spend rest of its life in coma after it :P ) .

Add to that the sardar in the other room... God knows what was he doing the time it happened . But I could hear him saying the next morning "Abe tum log billi se dar gaye ???/ abe billi se dargaye.....abe sach me dargaye ??". I was too lazy to tell him to F@#$%&* that time.

So that was it..we four still in our sleeps and me half blind in addition to that , started for office as usual . Hope the entire cat community of the region has red marked our house after the shocking and horrific incident that one of their fellow brother witnessed. Amen ! :D

Cubicile Blues

So after a hectic ( if you can call 30 hrs of sleeping as hectic) weekend, i am back in the same old 4X4 cubcile of mine .cables , wires , switches , routers all around. Seems like back in wonderland and lost.

I greeted her & smiled.
she replied as expected and then thought for a while and added,”How was your weekend? I hope you must have cleaned your room”.
I quickly replied that the weekend was great because I din’t clean my room.
Completely surprised, she asked,"Then what were u doing the whole weekend?”
"Slept”. and a grin flashed ..

”Do you know how does it feel to live in a clean room?”
I thought for a while." I don’t remember actually. The last time it happened was some 4 or 5 years back. Hard to recollect”.
She rolled her eyes as if she was auditioning for a scary flick .
"You mean you never clean your room !!!????”.
" I don't need to. Everything was there where I had thrown it last time”.
Unable to understand that I didn’t want to talk, the dimwit continued,” Where do you sleep then?”

I tried to remember and said “On the floor. The bed had too many things and I didn't want to make the floor dirty once again.”
Enlightened by truth, she looked at me as if I was the most uncouth person she has ever met. Trying to change the subject I just asked her,"How was your weekend?”
“That’s none of your business”. And she was back to work.