The Hangover

Its 2.30 am & I cannot sleep (-> implies that I m going to get up late for work).I have been watching the tube till late, gotta break the habit. So I am in a preacher’s mood today . I don’t know if this blog makes sense but a boozer will understand what I am talking about. After all Bevda-Bevda Bhai-Bhai :D.

I would like to announce "Let the bottle be uncapped".

Hmmm ..Romanov Red (Shilpa Shetty on the poster not on the bottle yet) .Its not my regular brand but I m trying it out of the novelty factor, something new, let’s try it out, maybe it will send me to heaven and back. And to remind you all , I have never hit a low point in my boozing career i.e. puking after drinks. I don't want to die choked on my own vomit, like Bon Scott of AC/DC, that scares me a lot.

So from now on, I am going to resist temptation to overdose on ETOH(c2h5-oh) or ethyl alcohol. 180 ml is the new magical figure, quarter, pauva, or nip, depends on what you call it. How did people arrive at a certain dose of alcohol? May be our forefathers experimented, I mean in the last 100 to 200 years before arriving at the magical figure of 180. Did they like booze the last night and measured it, and they found that they could still manage accounts the next day without having a hangover. 180 signifies many things, 180 degrees makes a semi circle.90 degrees and it’s a right angle, yeah with 90 ml I am standing straight and walking straight.

I have my quota of 180 in 2 hours, so I can be a little high even after 1 quarter, and I am not ashamed to admit it. I get high with very little alcohol; the sooner I admit that, the more fun it is for me, no more nasty hangovers.

How does alcohol work on the brain, even most scientists don’t know exactly, see such basic questions are there to solve. But the general consensus is that, alcohol sets of a random firing sequence in the person’s synapses. That gives us a feeling of being “HIGH”. So right now my synapses are starting to fire randomly, it’s a lovely feeling, almost floaty, you feel relaxed and hyper in a way, cannot be described one has to experience it to feel it. That’s why I like drinking; I don’t like the taste of alcohol but like the calming or sedative effect. Honest. Alcohol is not bad, but then its not good either, human behavior. I would urge people to try it one time without any inhibitions. It like cough medicine x 5 doses.

So I am going to love my liver and drink 2 pegs an hour and enjoy my AIM (Alcohol In Moderation), let me get back with the results of my Experiments with Alcohol. All I can say now is after the 4th peg is Cheers! to life. Alcohol is not as bad as say cocaine, its our well-earned right and I need to exercise it.

So its 180 ml of 45% proof for me, cheers all the way, yoooo hooo!.I feel like doing something crazy..like marrying Rakhi Sawant or..or like producing "Mika ka swayamvar"(if Rakhi can have it, why not Mika ??). And I am no drunkard. I’m on my fourth peg and I will sleep soundly tonight. I need to turn on to AC/DC now on my cell. Welcome on the high way to Hell :D.

Cheers !!